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05/30/2007

Online T-shirt Woes

I used to wear long sleeved oxfords shirts all the time when I had a fancy consulting job. I worked in places like New Jersey and San Jose for years at a time and the weather there is obviously not nearly as hot as it is in central Texas. Now that I spend all my time in Texas year round and work in a place that doesn't require fancy dress, I had to convert my wardrobe to primarily t-shirts and jeans.

I don't like just any beefy-T T-shirt that fits like a circus tent. I like a t-shirt that is very thin with an athletic fit. If it's thick and cut really wide then I'm not proud to wear it, although I do own some free ones like that. For a while, I got all my t-shirts at Tarjay for about $12 a piece. The quality on it is hit or miss but there are a few of them that I really like. They are perfectly thin and cut just right for my body.

 

Apparently, I'm not the only fan of Target t-shirts and this is starting to irritate me. There's a section of US magazine where they show celebrities at two different events wearing the exact same thing. Once in a blue moon, these celebrities wear the exact same thing to the exact same event.

 

not the same event but same dress

 

I've been caught wearing the exact same Target t-shirt at the exact same place as someone no less than 3 times. I've seen other people, strangers, wear Target t-shirts that I've owned dozens of times. I've even seen a finalist on American Idol wear a Target t-shirt that I've bought. I've seen an acquaintance of mine wear a t-shirt that I've owned at a party and it's only by the grace of God that I didn't wear the exact same t-shirt. My target t-shirt gravy train has come to a halt and I knew I needed to do something drastic.

 

There doesn't appear to be a universal standard for sizes but certain brands standardize sizes within their own inventory. If you find a good size within a brand, you're set. Everything they put out will pretty much fit the same but it's a matter of finding that comfort zone.

 

I set out to find a t-shirt comfort zone at threadless.com and t-shirts.com.

All 5 of the t-shirts I bought on-line were a total miss. They were oversized and way uglier than I pictured them to be when I saw them on-line. They were also about 20 dollars a piece or more with shipping and handling.

 

from threadless.com

I didn't realize that the crystal shirts were made with a paint that is sparkly so I can't wear that because it looks like a sparkly chick shirt.

The rhino shirt is ok but it was way too big and thick.

I don't know what I was thinking when I picked the pseudo-vintage Journey design from t-shirts.com.

The Lone Star design isn't bad but it was just way too big. At Target, LARGE fits me just right but I guess I'm a medium on-line.

The Mountain Dew shirt turned came to me in a super deep and bright green color.

Not at all like the lighter green that I saw online.

I ended up buying some t-shirts at the Lucky Brand Jeans store at the Barton Creek mall. Unfortunately, I bought the shirts too large because I thought that it would shrink (it did not). Other than that, they're nice and thin and have a good cut. I just need to buy the right size. Another drawback is that they are almost 3 times more expensive (34 dollars!) then their target counterparts.

 

05/28/2007

Does Anyone Use the Club Anymore?

There's this one bit I've seen in a couple of movies where a guy gets out of the craziest, crappiest car and still sets the alarm with a "chirp chirp." It's intended to be funny because you're supposed to think, "No one wants to steal that piece of shit." I also have a random memory of a friend of mine using the Club on her beat up Honda Civic. She locked it and unlocked it every single time she got in the car. I remember thinking to myself, what a huge pain in the ass that seemed to be and why wouldn't a thief use his skills and energy on a nice car instead of her crappy Civic?

It turns out I couldn't be more wrong. It seems that big time car thieves still steal very expensive cars but there's a lot of baggage that comes with that. They can be hard to sell and there's usually a lot of security devices protecting them like special computer chips required to start the car or a fancy "You're too close to this car" car alarm. They're also hard to find. Not many people drive around in high end cars. The mid to low level cars don't sell for a lot of money but they're abundant and they're often not very secured or people are not nearly as responsible with keeping the cars locked and safe.

My brother needed to keep his car at my apartment in Austin for about a week until it could be driven back to Dallas. I left the car parked on the street in front of my apartment for a few days without checking up on it. When I decided to move the car from street to the parking lot, I noticed that I had forgotten to lock the car door when I was unloading some stuff out of it. I got in the car and something looked different. There were some wires sticking out. What did those wires go to and have I not noticed them before? Then it clicked. The radio was gone! It was just an old tape deck radio on a 1990 Civic and some punks stole it! I can't even imagine what the street value on that radio was? 5 dollars? If it were a fancy car it probably would have occurred to me to make sure that it was locked and parked in a secure area.

My dad's crappy Grand Am was stolen for a week several years ago. He swears it was locked. Good thing it was still in running condition when the cops found it. My friend wasn't as lucky when they found his stolen car a few weeks ago. They swiped his car right in front of his apartment (a "gated community" by the way.) They stole one tire, a part of an axel, parts of the engine, and his battery. It appeared as if it was cheaper to just give the car to the tow truck company than to fix it so it was a total loss.

Since it was such a cheap car he also didn't have full insurance on it whereas he obviously would have it were an expensive car. What happened to the good old days when thieves preyed on the rich, who can actually getting ripped off, rather than the poor?

 

05/24/2007

So You Think You Can Dance is Back!

I freaking love, So You Think You Can Dance. I might even like it better than American Idol. One of the reasons it's better is because I feel like dancing is half talent and half gift. When I use the word talent, I mean a skill you can learn and get better at with practice. I feel like singing is one of those things that you're born with and you can just improve on the gift but not really acquire it.

So the premise of the show is to find people who are really good at any style of dancing. I think some people just assume it's some ballroom dancing show. There is ballroom dancing in the show but they'll take any type of dancer including breakers and street dancers with zero formal training as well as people who have been trained in classical, ballroom, jazz, and contemporary their whole lives.

The exciting part is when you get people outside of their comfort zone trying to learn a style where they have no experience. They'll get a ballet dancer to dance hip hop and then get a breaker to dance the waltz. It's better than Idol because to me, it's like a sport. You wonder if that skinny guy can lift that big girl without dropping her or you'll wonder if they're just physically able to perform the moves properly. It's not like the amateur hour show Dancing With the Stars, either.

Here are some of my favorite performances from last year.

Heidi and Benji mambo:

 

Heidi and Travis doing contempo. I had no idea what contemporary dancing was until last year's show.

 

 

05/23/2007

My Friend Lisa Had A Birthday

Here are a few choice pics from my friend, Lisa's, birthday gathering. We went to PF Chang's then the Cedar Door.

listening intently

a nerdy thumbs up

Can you tell I'm taking this pic?

I'm doing a froggy thing with my chin and pulling my gf's

eyes with my face.

Group pics with some ladies.

Men

Creepy look

Birthday girl and buddy.

Blowing out the candles on the carrot cake.

 

05/22/2007

Credit Card Debt

Credit card debt is a hell of a thing. The CC companies will give a kid in college as many credits cards as he/she wants because they know their parents will bail them out. They're the highest profit margin and lowest risk group there is (I've heard.). If a kid sends themselves to college, then they're probably pretty responsible. If a kid has a parent paying for college, then their parents would definitely bail them out of any money trouble. If a parent is investing in the kid's future, why would they let them wreck their credit history?

I got my first credit card from MBNA during my freshman year in college. It had a Longhorn (Texas) logo on it and a limit of 2,000. The percentage on that card was around 20% back in 1993. It is STILL around 20%! The only reason I don't have a balance on it now is not because I paid it off. It's because I've transferred it to a low promotional rate credit card. Today, the available balance on that credit card is 27,300! It's actually not that tempting have such a big credit card around because the rate is so high. I would never charge that card up since I have other cards that have lower APR rates.

I've also noticed that I can qualify for a lot of retail cards that I want and they always have 12 month/0 finance charge promotions. I bought my karaoke equipment, furniture, and tv that way. As long as I pay it off in 12 months I won't have a problem.

I still have credit card debt. I actually got it all paid up once when my parents were helping me out several years ago. Before that occurred, I had about 20 - 25K in credit card debt. Nothing makes you feel like more of a dumb ass then paying off your debt and then letting it get back to about 18K. I sold a bunch of vacation and got it back down to 10 but I'm still not out of the woods. If I ever want to get a house, I better get my head on straight.

Other than the IPod, the extra karaoke equipment, and the tv I just bought, I'm done with expensive gadgets for now.

 

posted 05/22/2007

Final Bowling Blog for the Summer: Week 18

 

It’s all over! Week 18 has come to a close and here are the final bowling stats.

 

In addition, here are some highlights and lowlights of the season:

1. Highlight: Hillbillies go as high as 5th place in week 15 and week 10.

2. Lowlight: Hillbillies go on a 2-5, 0-7, and 2-5 slide in the final 3 weeks to end up god knows where. We were 12th before last night’s game.

3. Highlight: Mandy reaches her personal goal of 100+ for the season with a 100.4

4. Highlight: Tom rolls a career high game of 257 in week 11. He averages over 200 two weeks in the season and finishes with a 164 average. Before the season, he felt like he was a 155 bowler.

5. Highlight: After opening up with a 94 average, Frank’s season average ends up being 146. He now believes he’s a 160 bowler.

6. Lowlight: Trina’s trick knee finally gives up on unlucky week 13 and she has to retire for the season to have reconstructive surgery.

7. Highlight: James takes over to help our depleted team for the next six weeks.

8. Lowlight: Frank buys a ball for a $130 and only uses it the first week.

9. Highlight: Tom ranks bowling as 9 on the fun scale. Trina calls it her favorite thing.

10. Lowlight: Can’t find the right team for the summer but we’ll definitely be back in the fall.

SEASON STATS

 

05/21/2007

Emergenc-C

I drink Emergen-C almost every day. It contains vitamin C as well as a bunch of others vitamins. I'm not sure if it helps. For all I know, it could be about as nutritious as a packet of sweet N low (which isn't nutritious at all.) Some people drink it when they feel a cold coming on, I can't imagine it helping much with that either. Some people drink it because they think it gives them a shot of energy. I can't confirm or deny that. Sometimes I drink it at work and sometimes I drink it at night while I'm working out. I could go get other supplements at GNC or something but I couldn't even decide what I need. I tried Creatine before a long time ago but now I'm not sure if it's even healthy. I don't want to gain weight so I'm not going to take any protein supplements and I don't want anything to high in calorie. A lot of the body building supplements at GNC require milk and is really chalky, powdery, and nasty. They're really disgusting. Until I find a better supplement I'm going to keep drinking Emergen-C like it's doing some good. It's like getting Super Unleaded Gas. I can't test it myself so I'm going to have to rely on faith.

 

05/17/2007

King Of the One Liners

 

In a society of politeness, we are forced to talk to people who are barely our acquaintances. Just the other day, I was on my way to the break room when I saw this guy I haven't talked to in a long time. I barely know him from work situations and no elements of our personal lives ever cross. I used to see him during work situations more often but he moved teams so I absolutely do not see him at all anymore. I don't even see him on email. Here's how the exchange went down. This is all a "walk and talk." You don't really want to stop for a long conversation so you slow down and talk but never stop.

 

(both speakers with forced enthusiasm)

"Hey, Tom! How are you doing?"

 

"Hey! Long time no see!"

 

"What's been going on?"

 

"Nothing!"

 

"Just keeping busy, huh? Getting in trouble?!"

 

"No! Trying to stay out of trouble!"

 

By this time, I'm out of site. In today's society, sometimes one liners are all the effort we can muster or have time for.

 

Here are some I can think of from the top of my head.

 

1. Situation: You see the acquaintance for the second time in a day.

Wow! I'm seeing you a lot today!

That's twice in one day!

 

2. Situation: You see the acquaintance in the bathroom for the second time in a day.

We must be on the same schedule!

 

3. Situation: You are leaving work at the same time for the day.

See you later!

Not if I see you first!

 

I'll have to write my other ones as they happen to get a real feel for it.

 

05/15/2007

Getting Comped Like a Rock Star

 

One time I showed my ID at an airport and someone asked me if I was famous. They didn't ask me that because I am famous or looked famous. They asked me that because my ID says Tommy Bear and it must have sounded like some cool stage name.

 

Rich and famous people are always getting comped (I think that means short for compensation) things like free food or merchandise. Rich people of course don't need to get free stuff but they love it. The only time I ever get comped anything is at the casinos. Drinks are of course always free but sometimes, if you gamble enough, they might give you a free meal or a room. I've gotten a free meal several times and a free room just once at the Flamingo (this was after going up 4 grand and then losing that and another 2 of my own.)

 

Me and my gf actually got comped twice just last week at two different restaurants. The first one was a Mexican restaurant that we frequent at least once a week. It's only about 5 blocks away from me. Every Saturday we get breakfast tacos there. I think they have the best breakfast tacos in town. One of the reasons it's so good is because they have "country sausage" available as an ingredient which is far superior to the mushy chorizo alternative. Sometimes we also go there in the middle of the afternoon on weekends for margaritas and a shrimp ceviche snack. This restaurant has two locations and we have been spotted at both of them by the manager. I think we are pretty distinguishable (Asian guy and White girl) and easy to spot once you've made a mental note. Just this Saturday, we finish up our meal and the waitress brings us a check amounting to $1.40. It looked like it was clearly a mistake but it wasn't! The manager was so appreciative of our patronage that he comped us our entire 20 dollar meal and just charged us for the tax.

 

Two days later, me and my GF are eating at a sushi/Korean restaurant. At the end of the meal, the waitress tells us the beer was comped because we are special guests. We actually have no idea why they felt like they wanted to comp us our 3 beers. Maybe I am famous...

 

05/14/2007

OJ Simpson Was Probably Guilty

 

On CNN last week, they showed this story of an owner of a steak place in Chicago refusing to give OJ Simpson service. Even though Simpson got out of the criminal trial, he was found guilty of the civil trial but the Goldman family and the Brown family never got a cent. The restaurant owner was applauded for his move. Why was he applauded? Just how obvious is Simpson's guilt? I had always assumed he did it when I heard the smattering of evidence on the news and in the paper. I never really delved into the details of the case. I Wiki'd it to educate myself (as much as Wiki can educate anyone. Sometimes I have my doubts because someone showed me a "Liger" in Wikipedia.)

  1. DNA analysis of the blood found in, on, and near Simpson’s Bronco revealed traces of Simpson’s, Nicole’s, and Ronald Goldman’s blood.
  2. DNA analysis of bloody socks found in Simpson's bedroom were proven to be Nicole’s blood.
  3. Simpson’s hair was found on Goldman’s shirt even though Simpson claims to have not been at the house and to never have met Goldman.
  4. DNA analysis of blood on the gloves was proven to be a mixture of Simpson’s, Nicole’s, and Ronald Goldman’s.
  5. The gloves also contained particles of Goldman’s hair and carpet fibers from Simpson’s Bronco.
  6. Officers found arrest records indicating that Simpson was charged with the beating of his wife Nicole. Photos of Nicole’s bruised and battered face emerge. Simpson was sentenced with 3 years of community service for this crime.
  7. Police discovered the dome light in the Bronco had been removed. A search of the vehicle revealed the light was carefully placed under the passenger seat and was in good working condition. Puzzling blood smears on the passenger floorboard indicate that Simpson may have purposely removed the light and placed it under the seat before the murders. Then, after the murders, he may have unsuccessfully tried to find it to put it back in the socket. Police on stakeouts routinely remove the dome lights from their vehicles to avoid detection when the car doors are opened.
  8. It was discovered that Nicole had one set of keys to her home missing. She had indicated to several family members and friends that she feared Simpson had stolen them to gain entry into her home. The keys were later found in Simpson’s home.
  9. Paula Barbieri indicated that she had broken up with Simpson the day of the murders. She indicated he seemed very disturbed at the news. Phone records proved that Simpson attempted to contact her shortly before the murders from his Bronco’s cellular phone.
  10. The left-hand glove found at Nicole’s home and the right-hand glove found at OJ’s home proved to be a match.
  11. They also proved to be Simpson’s size. Even though Simpson claimed under oath that he did not own a pair of Aris Isotoner gloves, several media pictures emerged showing Simpson wearing these exact gloves.
  12. The bloody footprints are quite easily identified as being made from a pair of Bruno Magli shoes. These shoes are quite expensive and extremely rare. The size 12 prints match Simpson’s shoe size. Simpson claimed under oath that he did not own any such shoes and in fact indicated that he thought they were "ugly." A photograph was introduced showing Simpson wearing the exact shoes at an NFL football game. Simpson claimed under oath that the photo is a forgery and is backed up by an expert witness. Later, another photo, taken by a different source, also showed Simpson wearing the same shoes at another NFL football game.
  13. Friends and family indicated that Nicole was quite consistent in her claims that Simpson had been stalking her. She claimed that everywhere she went she noticed Simpson would be there, watching her. She was afraid because Simpson had already told her he would kill her if he ever found her with another man.
  14. Ross Cutlery provided store receipts indicating that Simpson had purchased a 12 inch stiletto knife six weeks before the murders. A replica of the knife was purchased by the police and provided an exact match to the wounds on Nicole and Ronald Goldman.
  15. On Brown's sock, there was found small traces of a preservative used in crime labs called EDTA. This was presented under the suspicion that this was forged evidence.

Sounds pretty guilty to me. His defense reminds me of the movie Rising Sun with Wesley Snipes and Sean Connery written by Michael Crichton. In that movie, all the video evidence was forged. This movie was released and probably written in the early 90's when video editing was really taking off. In the movie, they completely forged the security videos and added and removed people for the security camera footage. Some of the ways they figured out it was fake was because some images weren't removed well and left "ghosts" and shadows. Sounds like the documentation of the moon landing.

If Wikipedia is right, Simpson was saying things like pictures of him wearing Bruno Magli shoes at football games were completed forged or doctored. What kind of defense is that? If it were that easy then I'd be a bank robber. The lawyers would say, we have pictures and videos of you robbing the bank and I'd say, "Oh those? Those were forged. You forged them because you're racist."

I'm also completely amazed that anyone would think Isotoner gloves, that fit on your hands like a second skin, would actually still fit if they were worn on top of latex gloves. It does sound like there was some criminal genius on the part of the glove defense. I find it fascinating that there was speculation OJ stopped taking his arthritis medicine to perhaps cause his joints and knuckles to inflame and swell adding to the difficulty of the gloves fitting.

 

posted 05/13/2007

What's the Deal With Fat Trainers

 

Whether I'm 160 or 260 pounds, I would not want a fat, personal trainer. I personally don't use a trainer but I often see them working with people at the gym. If I were an athlete like a boxer, basketball player, or football player, I actually wouldn't care what my coach or trainer looks like. If I'm using a trainer for the express purpose of having this person shape my body, then I think they should be in great shape. So a fat boxing coach is ok because there might have been a time where this person was a great boxer but is now over the hill. I would be trying to pick their brain on great strategies that they've learned over the years. A person who trains someone to look good should remain good looking and in shape. Who cares about the glory days of a trainer who might have been svelte once but is now obese? To me, that just means they were on a diet or a program that they couldn't maintain themselves. Maybe they were on Atkins, lost 60 lbs, and was in great shape for a year when they got the personal trainer job. Now, they realize they love carbs too much, is eating both bacon and bread again, and has gained that 60 lbs and then some. I don't care what they were like in their glory Atkins days. It's hard to stay in shape. Show me something long lasting that you can do for a long time that works on yourself.

 

I was in the gym the other week and there was this sort of out of shape, old guy training this other dude. He was having him do some new age push ups on some balancing balls. I just kept thinking to myself, why isn't this guy just showing him a basic weight program that has worked for people since the beginning of time? Why is he having him do some unproven routine like push ups on balancing balls when it's obviously not working for himself? The guy probably just read it in some magazine before he got to work.

 

If I ever use a trainer, I want him to be a beast.

 

posted 05/09/2007

What's the Deal With Classmates.com?

 

There was an episode of the Simpson's recently where there was this fake internet add for a site like classmates.com. The catch phrase was, "Stalk your old classmates." I was excited when classmates.com first came out. There wasn't much of an internet when I was in high school and still barely an internet when I finished college so people didn't really keep in touch like they do now. If you wanted IMing capabilities, you had to pay a subscription to AOL.com. For a while, they charged people by the minute and it could get very expensive. There were stories were people were racking up hundreds of dollars in charges. My old roommate loved to chat and used to pay for the privilege to do so. He thought it was a complete godsend when AOL moved from minute by minute charges to a flat fee. And now, AOL gives away their service for free.

 

Now everyone's connected through the internet. Even my mom knows it's easier to get me by email than by the phone. I generally dislike talking on the phone for a long time. When I graduated high school, we didn't leave those footprints behind. Phone numbers and mailing addresses were for people's parent's home and that information, at least for me, was stale the year I went to college because my parents moved to another city. I remember getting an invitation to a wedding sent to my parent's address that was forwarded to their new address. And forwarding only lasts for like 2 months! It's not that I think people were banging their heads on the wall trying to find me.

 

Classmates.com seemed like a brilliant idea. Have everyone put in their high school information and let everyone get connected that way. Classmates.com isn't free. It kind of sucks for what you pay for. You have to pay a subscription fee to read a person's profile or even to contact them. I did at first just because there wasn't an alternative.

 

That subscription was worth it back then because it helped me find out about my high school reunion (I might blog more about that later.) I wasn't sure how I would otherwise be reached since none of my old forwarding information worked. Now that I've used the site and gone to my reunion, I can't imagine paying a monthly fee for that damn site. They still bombard me with email solicitations.

 

People's profiles on classmates isn't very good at all either. They have this weird template of questions like "what pet do you have." I prefer myspace.com to keep up with classmates but it since it takes a lot more work, not everyone is on it.

 

posted 05/08/2007

Addiction to Afrin

 

I used to have this addiction to Afrin. My snout has has never been that great my whole life. I believe my septum is only "slightly deviated" (as told to me by an allergist) and my nose is pretty flat so I don't get a great air stream. I tried breath right strips before but I don't think they do much plus you can only wear them at night or you look like an idiot. There was an old guy that used to work with me that wore them 24/7. He looked like a damn fool.

 

There is nothing like not being to breathe through your nose. I know there are worst things like a bad cough or a sore throat, but not being able to breath through your nose is really annoying. It's difficult to sleep, it's difficult to talk, and sometimes it's difficult to hear. Just breathing is a chore. For some reason, that mouth breath isn't nearly as satisfying.

 

One day, I have a cold and of course my nose gets stuffed up. I decided to go for a quick fix and use Afrin just to get some release. It worked like a charm. Afrin has some sort of steroid that works instantly as you snort it up. The whole application is kind of gross. You jam the tip up your nose, squeeze, and snort it really hard because you want to really get it in there.

 

The problem with Afrin, for me at least, is the rebound. I've heard it's a common side effect. Even though Afrin completely opens your nasal passages as soon as you use it, when it wears off, your nose is closed off more than before you use it. And then you also start developing a tolerance as the more you use it, the less effective it becomes. On the Afrin box, it says for temporary use only. But if that's the case, why do offer the product in a huge, economy size?

 

I enjoyed breathing through my nose so much that I continually used Afrin after I got over my cold. When I wouldn't use it, it completely shut down my nose worse than any cold did. Not a hint of air would go through there. I'd be miserable. So I bought an economy size jumbo tube and kept it my pocket all the time. I'd have it as much as I'd have my wallet and keys.

 

Sometimes when I would go out, I'd have to excuse and go to the bathroom and get a good snort in. Just watching a movie and not being able to breath was a nuisance. I couldn't concentrate on anything except my closed nose holes and I wouldn't want to sound all nasally to my friends or my date. It was like a cocaine addiction without the glamour as I would go to the stalls and get my fix. Almost every night, I'd wake up because I couldn't breath and get a good snort in. So disgusting. I basically needed a squirt every 4 hours.

 

After about 8 months or so of this ridiculous addiction I went to the university doctor for some help. She said she's seen this before and told me to buy some saline to squirt up my nose and gave me some pills that did nothing. I basically just had to stop using it cold turkey and for about two weeks, it felt like I was underwater. Eventually, my nose passages returned to normal. Kids, just say no to Afrin.

 

posted 05/07/2007

Rabbit's Feet and My Allowance

 

When I was a tween, I noticed some kids always had money to buy whatever junk they wanted and I did not. I believe my allowance was 2 dollars a week. Two bucks never went very far and even when I saved enough to buy something, my dad thought EVERYTHING was a waste of money. I remember having enough money to buy these M.U.S.C.L.E figurines (shown below) and my dad kept telling me it was a silly purchase. I think he just thought they were cheap looking and for babies since they're about 2 inches tall and pink. I didn't care, my friends had them so I wanted them too. My dad preferred to buy me much manlier toys like Transformers.

I could only afford to buy like 5 of these suckers. My friends had whole barrels full of them and could really work out an army. I guess their parents either just bought them everything or gave them a lot of money.

 

My school used to sell a bunch of weird crap as fundraisers. One of the weirdest things they sold were rabbit's feet. This was before the days of PETA, the anti-fur movement, and boycotting Kentucky Fried Chicken. They sold the feet in three different sizes and a whole assortment of colors. To this day, I don't know if they were real but they sure felt real. It had toes, finger nails, and what felt like a real bone structure.

 

I could only afford to buy like one or two small ones. I forget how much they cost. My friends of course bought like 10 or more of the jumbo ones and linked them all together to make ridiculously long necklaces or lassos.

 

It's hard to imagine in this day and age selling rabbit's feet to elementary school kids. It's an oddly barbaric concept. So someone, somewhere designated the rabbit as a lucky animal. To have it's luck around you at all times, you chop of the foot, dye it a color, and use it as a key chain.

 

 

posted 05/04/2007

Wireless Headphones

 

I sleep pretty late every night. I often go to bed around 2 - 2:30 am every day of the week. My gf almost always sleeps before me or wakes up before me. My living room is right next to my bedroom so I can't turn the tv on very loud if she's trying to sleep and vice versa. I often have the Sharp tv set with a volume from around 9-12. You can't really hear that well on that low of a volume. I usually can only hear just enough to hear the sound of the actor's voices and then I read the subtitles to fill in the rest. I hear even less if my noisy AC kicks in.

 

Just recently it dawned on me that their are inventions out there to help this. I don't know why I haven't thought of this earlier. Why don't I just get a pair of wireless headphones?? Wireless headphones have been around for a long time now so as soon as I got this idea, I logged on to Amazon.com and ordered a pair.

 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000092YQK/103-0326316-4536639

I wanted to make sure I didn't get anything too cheap because you get what you paid for so I settled on a Sony one that cost about 70 bucks. Fantastically, it came in about 4 days after I ordered it. Once I figured out all the correct settings (turn off vibration, surround, and the weird setting on the back of the base) it was crystal clear and as loud as I would ever need it. The other night I finally watched the Idol gives back episode and Kelly Clarkson never sounded so good.

 

posted 05/02/2007

Bowling Blog #15 - Hillbillies Cool Off Vance Refrigeration

 

The Hillbillies open up week #15 with sole possession of 5th place. Their opponents this week would be the number three team, Vance Refrigeration. The Hillbillies's handicap was 269 and Vance's was 273 so they pretty much needed to beat them straight up. read more

posted 05/02/2007

Kentucky Fried Chicken Wangs

 

I used to eat a lot of chicken wings. I still occasionally get some from time to time. Today, my friend and I went to Hooters to dine on 10 wings a piece. I personally prefer all drumsticks but there are people out there who like flappers only. Any place that specializes in wings can hook you up if you just want one type.

 

I don't know if I'm a connoisseur of wings, but I know what I like. I used to exclusively eat wings at Hooters. As some of you may or may not know, Hooters is the only place that I know of or have been to that has battered fried chicken wings. I believe all chicken wings are deep fried but Hooters' wings is like taking a bucket of chicken from Kentucky Fried Chicken and dipping them in really greasy Buffalo sauce.

 

One single, non battered buffalo chicken wing is around 110 calories. I'm sure the battered fried variety goes up to 150-180. That just my guess. When my friends and I were young and dumb we thought we really knew how to eat. The three of us would go to Hooters and order 50 chicken wings with the 3 mile island sauce (the hottest sauce they have which is surprisingly not nearly as hot as other wings places.) The waitress would always look at us crazy. We're not the biggest guys around. I don't know where we got off thinking the three of us can eat 50 wings. We never even got close to finishing. You can't really take battered fried wings home either because that batter gets really soggy quickly. You can take non battered fried wings home and microwave them no problem.

 

I do have a friend who ate 50 chicken wings by himself just to get his picture on the wall at a wing place. It's not even close to their record but they'll squeeze your Polaroid up there if you accomplish this.

 

Some people don't realize that you can get the Hooter's wings "naked." That means non battered. I've been going the naked route for a while now if I go to Hooters but now I mostly get my wings at Plucker's (local Austin chain) if I have a hankering. Sometimes I'll randomly try the wings at some bar. Most bar wings have so much vinegar you can smell it from a mile away.

 

Today, for a nostalgic flair, I get the wings battered fried. That was a mistake. I've already visited the bathroom at work and will probably have to go later on. In hindsight, I think I would prefer eating that bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken instead of the Hooters buffalo wings. I know the colonel (man that's weird that word is spelled like that but pronounced kernel) can be mean to his chickens but he makes a mean tasting bird.

 

 

posted 05/01/2007

Drinking and Eating

 

Drinking must release some sort of chemical in your brain that makes you really want to eat. I think that's why there are so many late night drive through windows open. If I go home after a night of drinking, I have my choice of going to Jack in the Box, Wendy's, or McDonalds till at least 2 am. They are all located on my street. But alas, I have sworn off eating from fast foods on a regular basis so I head home thinking it'll be healthier if I eat something from my crib.

 

Last night, after some drinking and ball rolling at my bowling league, I come home famished. I ate a really light lunch of just a 13 dollar sushi combo and then I eat some Vietnamese food for dinner. The Vietnamese food was hearty. I get to my apartment and proceed to make myself a turkey (sort of heavy on the turkey) and Swiss (two slices) combo sandwich with wheat bread and Miracle Whip (love the Whip hate the Hellmann's). For my sides, I eat TWO snack packs of Cheese Nips and I wash this down with like a quart of Crystal Lite. I could probably have eaten a Quarter Pounder for the same caloric intake but the two packets of Cheese Nips are still probably better than a super sized portion of fries (I can't help but supersize.) I should probably replace the Nips with rice cakes or something before they catch up with me.

 

I felt kind of guilty and sick after drinking and eating all that fast food so fast so I started working out. It was an ok workout but I was kind of queasy and sleepy the whole time.

 

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