I used to wear long sleeved oxfords
shirts all the time when I had a fancy consulting job. I worked in
places like New Jersey and San Jose for years at a time and the
weather there is obviously not nearly as hot as it is in central
Texas. Now that I spend all my time in Texas year round and work in
a place that doesn't require fancy dress, I had to convert my
wardrobe to primarily t-shirts and jeans.
I don't like just any beefy-T T-shirt
that fits like a circus tent. I like a t-shirt that is very thin
with an athletic fit. If it's thick and cut really wide then I'm not
proud to wear it, although I do own some free ones like that. For a
while, I got all my t-shirts at Tarjay for about $12 a piece. The
quality on it is hit or miss but there are a few of them that I
really like. They are perfectly thin and cut just right for my body.
Apparently, I'm not the only fan of
Target t-shirts and this is starting to irritate me. There's a
section of US magazine where they show celebrities at two different
events wearing the exact same thing. Once in a blue moon, these
celebrities wear the exact same thing to the exact same event.
not the same event but same dress
I've been caught wearing the exact same
Target t-shirt at the exact same place as someone no less than 3
times. I've seen other people, strangers, wear Target t-shirts that
I've owned dozens of times. I've even seen a finalist on American
Idol wear a Target t-shirt that I've bought. I've seen an
acquaintance of mine wear a t-shirt that I've owned at a party and
it's only by the grace of God that I didn't wear the exact same
t-shirt. My target t-shirt gravy train has come to a halt and I knew
I needed to do something drastic.
There doesn't appear to be a universal
standard for sizes but certain brands standardize sizes within their
own inventory. If you find a good size within a brand, you're set.
Everything they put out will pretty much fit the same but it's a
matter of finding that comfort zone.
I set out to find a t-shirt comfort zone
at threadless.com and t-shirts.com.
All 5 of the t-shirts I bought on-line
were a total miss. They were oversized and way uglier than I
pictured them to be when I saw them on-line. They were also about 20
dollars a piece or more with shipping and handling.
from threadless.com
I didn't realize that the crystal shirts
were made with a paint that is sparkly so I can't wear that because
it looks like a sparkly chick shirt.
The rhino shirt is ok but it was way too
big and thick.
I don't know what I was thinking when I
picked the pseudo-vintage Journey design from t-shirts.com.
The Lone Star design isn't bad but it
was just way too big. At Target, LARGE fits me just right but I
guess I'm a medium on-line.
The Mountain Dew shirt turned came to me
in a super deep and bright green color.
Not at all like the lighter green that I
saw online.
I ended up buying some
t-shirts at the Lucky Brand Jeans store at the Barton Creek mall.
Unfortunately, I bought the shirts too large because I thought that
it would shrink (it did not). Other than that, they're nice and thin
and have a good cut. I just need to buy the right size. Another
drawback is that they are almost 3 times more expensive (34
dollars!) then their target counterparts.
05/28/2007
Does Anyone Use the Club Anymore?
There's this one bit I've seen in a
couple of movies where a guy gets out of the craziest, crappiest car
and still sets the alarm with a "chirp chirp." It's intended to be
funny because you're supposed to think, "No one wants to steal that
piece of shit." I also have a random memory of a friend of mine
using the Club on her beat up Honda Civic. She locked it and
unlocked it every single time she got in the car. I remember
thinking to myself, what a huge pain in the ass that seemed to be
and why wouldn't a thief use his skills and energy on a nice car
instead of her crappy Civic?
It turns out I couldn't be more
wrong. It seems that big time car thieves still steal very expensive
cars but there's a lot of baggage that comes with that. They can be
hard to sell and there's usually a lot of security devices
protecting them like special computer chips required to start the
car or a fancy "You're too close to this car" car alarm. They're
also hard to find. Not many people drive around in high end cars.
The mid to low level cars don't sell for a lot of money but they're
abundant and they're often not very secured or people are not nearly
as responsible with keeping the cars locked and safe.
My brother needed to keep his car at
my apartment in Austin for about a week until it could be driven
back to Dallas. I left the car parked on the street in front of my
apartment for a few days without checking up on it. When I decided
to move the car from street to the parking lot, I noticed that I had
forgotten to lock the car door when I was unloading some stuff out
of it. I got in the car and something looked different. There were
some wires sticking out. What did those wires go to and have I not
noticed them before? Then it clicked. The radio was gone! It was
just an old tape deck radio on a 1990 Civic and some punks stole it!
I can't even imagine what the street value on that radio was? 5
dollars? If it were a fancy car it probably would have occurred to
me to make sure that it was locked and parked in a secure area.
My dad's crappy Grand Am was stolen
for a week several years ago. He swears it was locked. Good thing it
was still in running condition when the cops found it. My friend
wasn't as lucky when they found his stolen car a few weeks ago. They
swiped his car right in front of his apartment (a "gated community"
by the way.) They stole one tire, a part of an axel, parts of the
engine, and his battery. It appeared as if it was cheaper to just
give the car to the tow truck company than to fix it so it was a
total loss.
Since it was such a cheap car he also
didn't have full insurance on it whereas he obviously would have it
were an expensive car. What happened to the good old days when
thieves preyed on the rich, who can actually getting ripped off,
rather than the poor?
05/24/2007
So You Think You Can Dance is Back!
I freaking love, So You Think You Can
Dance. I might even like it better than American Idol. One of the
reasons it's better is because I feel like dancing is half talent
and half gift. When I use the word talent, I mean a skill you can
learn and get better at with practice. I feel like singing is one of
those things that you're born with and you can just improve on the
gift but not really acquire it.
So the premise of the show is to find
people who are really good at any style of dancing. I think some
people just assume it's some ballroom dancing show. There is
ballroom dancing in the show but they'll take any type of dancer
including breakers and street dancers with zero formal training as
well as people who have been trained in classical, ballroom, jazz,
and contemporary their whole lives.
The exciting part is when you get
people outside of their comfort zone trying to learn a style where they
have no experience. They'll get a ballet dancer to dance hip hop
and then get a breaker to dance the waltz. It's better than Idol
because to me, it's like a sport. You wonder if that skinny guy can
lift that big girl without dropping her or you'll wonder if they're
just physically able to perform the moves properly. It's not like
the amateur
hour show Dancing With the Stars, either.
Here are some of my favorite
performances from last year.
Heidi and Benji mambo:
Heidi and Travis doing contempo.
I had no idea what contemporary dancing was until last year's show.
05/23/2007
My Friend Lisa Had A Birthday
Here are a few choice pics from my
friend, Lisa's, birthday gathering. We went to PF Chang's then the
Cedar Door.
listening intently
a nerdy thumbs up
Can you tell I'm taking this pic?
I'm doing a froggy thing with my
chin and pulling my gf's
eyes with my face.
Group pics with some ladies.
Men
Creepy look
Birthday girl and buddy.
Blowing out the candles on the
carrot cake.
05/22/2007
Credit Card Debt
Credit card debt is a hell of a
thing. The CC companies will give a kid in college as many credits
cards as he/she wants because they know their parents will bail them
out. They're the highest profit margin and lowest risk group there
is (I've heard.). If a kid sends themselves to college, then they're
probably pretty responsible. If a kid has a parent paying for
college, then their parents would definitely bail them out of any
money trouble. If a parent is investing in the kid's future, why
would they let them wreck their credit history?
I got my first credit card from MBNA
during my freshman year in college. It had a Longhorn (Texas) logo
on it and a limit of 2,000. The percentage on that card was around
20% back in 1993. It is STILL around 20%! The only reason I don't
have a balance on it now is not because I paid it off. It's because
I've transferred it to a low promotional rate credit card. Today,
the available balance on that credit card is 27,300! It's actually
not that tempting have such a big credit card around because the
rate is so high. I would never charge that card up since I have
other cards that have lower APR rates.
I've also noticed that I can qualify for a lot of retail cards that I want and they always
have 12 month/0 finance charge promotions. I bought my karaoke
equipment, furniture, and tv that way. As long as I pay it off in 12
months I won't have a problem.
I still have credit card
debt. I actually got it all paid up once when my parents were
helping me out several years ago. Before that occurred, I had about
20 - 25K in credit card debt. Nothing makes you feel like more of a
dumb ass then paying off your debt and then letting it get back to
about 18K. I sold a bunch of vacation and got it back down to 10 but
I'm still not out of the woods. If I ever want to get a house, I
better get my head on straight.
Other than the IPod, the
extra karaoke equipment, and the tv I just bought, I'm done with
expensive gadgets for now.
posted 05/22/2007
Final Bowling Blog for the Summer: Week
18
It’s all over!
Week 18 has come to a close and here are the final bowling
stats.
In addition,
here are some highlights and lowlights of the season:
1. Highlight:
Hillbillies go as high as 5th place in week 15 and
week 10.
2. Lowlight:
Hillbillies go on a 2-5, 0-7, and 2-5 slide in the final 3 weeks
to end up god knows where. We were 12th before last
night’s game.
3. Highlight:
Mandy reaches her personal goal of 100+ for the season with a
100.4
4. Highlight:
Tom rolls a career high game of 257 in week 11. He averages over
200 two weeks in the season and finishes with a 164 average.
Before the season, he felt like he was a 155 bowler.
5. Highlight:
After opening up with a 94 average, Frank’s season average ends
up being 146. He now believes he’s a 160 bowler.
6. Lowlight:
Trina’s trick knee finally gives up on unlucky week 13 and she
has to retire for the season to have reconstructive surgery.
7. Highlight:
James takes over to help our depleted team for the next six
weeks.
8. Lowlight:
Frank buys a ball for a $130 and only uses it the first week.
9. Highlight:
Tom ranks bowling as 9 on the fun scale. Trina calls it her
favorite thing.
10. Lowlight:
Can’t find the right team for the summer but we’ll definitely be
back in the fall.
I drink Emergen-C almost every day.
It contains vitamin C as well as a bunch of others vitamins. I'm not
sure if it helps. For all I know, it could be about as nutritious as
a packet of sweet N low (which isn't nutritious at all.) Some people
drink it when they feel a cold coming on, I can't imagine it helping
much with that either. Some people drink it because they think it
gives them a shot of energy. I can't confirm or deny that. Sometimes
I drink it at work and sometimes I drink it at night while I'm
working out. I could go get other supplements at GNC or something
but I couldn't even decide what I need. I tried Creatine before a
long time ago but now I'm not sure if it's even healthy. I don't
want to gain weight so I'm not going to take any protein supplements
and I don't want anything to high in calorie. A lot of the body
building supplements at GNC require milk and is really chalky,
powdery, and nasty. They're really disgusting. Until I find a better
supplement I'm going to keep drinking Emergen-C like it's doing some
good. It's like getting Super Unleaded Gas. I can't test it myself
so I'm going to have to rely on faith.
05/17/2007
King Of the One Liners
In a society of
politeness, we are forced to talk to people who are
barely our acquaintances. Just the other day, I was
on my way to the break room when I saw this guy I
haven't talked to in a long time. I barely know him
from work situations and no elements of our personal
lives ever cross. I used to see him during work
situations more often but he moved teams so I absolutely
do not see him at all anymore. I don't even see him
on email. Here's how the exchange went down. This is
all a "walk and talk." You don't really want to stop
for a long conversation so you slow down and talk
but never stop.
(both speakers with
forced enthusiasm)
"Hey, Tom! How are you
doing?"
"Hey! Long time no see!"
"What's been going on?"
"Nothing!"
"Just keeping busy, huh?
Getting in trouble?!"
"No! Trying to stay out
of trouble!"
By this time, I'm out of
site. In today's society, sometimes one liners are
all the effort we can muster or have time for.
Here are some I can think of from the top of my head.
1. Situation: You see
the acquaintance for the second time in a day.
Wow! I'm seeing you a
lot today!
That's twice in one day!
2. Situation: You see
the acquaintance in the bathroom for the second time
in a day.
We must be on the same
schedule!
3. Situation: You are
leaving work at the same time for the day.
See you later!
Not if I see you first!
I'll have to write my
other ones as they happen to get a real feel for it.
05/15/2007
Getting Comped Like a Rock Star
One time I showed my ID
at an airport and someone asked me if I was famous.
They didn't ask me that because I am famous or
looked famous. They asked me that because my ID says
Tommy Bear and it must have sounded like some cool
stage name.
Rich and famous people
are always getting comped (I think that means short
for compensation) things like free food or
merchandise. Rich people of course don't need to get
free stuff but they love it. The only time I ever
get comped anything is at the casinos. Drinks are of
course always free but sometimes, if you gamble
enough, they might give you a free meal or a room.
I've gotten a free meal several times and a free
room just once at the Flamingo (this was after going
up 4 grand and then losing that and another 2 of my
own.)
Me and my gf actually
got comped twice just last week at two different
restaurants. The first one was a Mexican restaurant
that we frequent at least once a week. It's only
about 5 blocks away from me. Every Saturday we get
breakfast tacos there. I think they have the best
breakfast tacos in town. One of the reasons it's so
good is because they have "country sausage"
available as an ingredient which is far superior to
the mushy chorizo alternative. Sometimes we also go
there in the middle of the afternoon on weekends for
margaritas and a shrimp
ceviche snack. This restaurant has two locations
and we have been spotted at both of them by the
manager. I think we are pretty distinguishable
(Asian guy and White girl) and easy to spot once
you've made a mental note. Just this Saturday, we
finish up our meal and the waitress brings us a
check amounting to $1.40. It looked like it was
clearly a mistake but it wasn't! The manager was so
appreciative of our patronage that he comped us our
entire 20 dollar meal and just charged us for the
tax.
Two days later, me and
my GF are eating at a sushi/Korean restaurant. At
the end of the meal, the waitress tells us the beer
was comped because we are special guests. We
actually have no idea why they felt like they wanted
to comp us our 3 beers. Maybe I am famous...
05/14/2007
OJ Simpson Was
Probably Guilty
On CNN last week, they
showed this story of an owner of a steak place in
Chicago refusing to give OJ Simpson service. Even
though Simpson got out of the criminal trial, he was
found guilty of the civil trial but the Goldman
family and the Brown family never got a cent. The
restaurant owner was applauded for his move. Why was
he applauded? Just how obvious is Simpson's guilt? I
had always assumed he did it when I heard the
smattering of evidence on the news and in the paper.
I never really delved into the details of the case.
I Wiki'd it to educate myself (as much as Wiki can
educate anyone. Sometimes I have my doubts because
someone showed me a "Liger" in Wikipedia.)
DNA analysis of
the blood found in, on, and near Simpson’s
Bronco revealed traces of Simpson’s, Nicole’s,
and Ronald Goldman’s blood.
DNA analysis of
bloody socks found in Simpson's bedroom were
proven to be Nicole’s blood.
Simpson’s hair
was found on Goldman’s shirt even though Simpson
claims to have not been at the house and to
never have met Goldman.
DNA analysis of
blood on the gloves was proven to be a mixture
of Simpson’s, Nicole’s, and Ronald Goldman’s.
The gloves also
contained particles of Goldman’s hair and carpet
fibers from Simpson’s Bronco.
Officers found
arrest records indicating that Simpson was
charged with the beating of his wife Nicole.
Photos of Nicole’s bruised and battered face
emerge. Simpson was sentenced with 3 years of
community service for this crime.
Police
discovered the dome light in the Bronco had been
removed. A search of the vehicle revealed the
light was carefully placed under the passenger
seat and was in good working condition. Puzzling
blood smears on the passenger floorboard
indicate that Simpson may have purposely removed
the light and placed it under the seat before
the murders. Then, after the murders, he may
have unsuccessfully tried to find it to put it
back in the socket. Police on stakeouts
routinely remove the dome lights from their
vehicles to avoid detection when the car doors
are opened.
It was
discovered that Nicole had one set of keys to
her home missing. She had indicated to several
family members and friends that she feared
Simpson had stolen them to gain entry into her
home. The keys were later found in Simpson’s
home.
Paula Barbieri
indicated that she had broken up with Simpson
the day of the murders. She indicated he seemed
very disturbed at the news. Phone records proved
that Simpson attempted to contact her shortly
before the murders from his Bronco’s cellular
phone.
The left-hand
glove found at Nicole’s home and the right-hand
glove found at OJ’s home proved to be a match.
They also proved
to be Simpson’s size. Even though Simpson
claimed under oath that he did not own a pair of
Aris Isotoner gloves, several media pictures
emerged showing Simpson wearing these exact
gloves.
The bloody
footprints are quite easily identified as being
made from a pair of
Bruno Magli shoes. These shoes are quite
expensive and extremely rare. The size 12 prints
match Simpson’s shoe size. Simpson claimed under
oath that he did not own any such shoes and in
fact indicated that he thought they were "ugly."
A photograph was introduced showing Simpson
wearing the exact shoes at an NFL football game.
Simpson claimed under oath that the photo is a
forgery and is backed up by an expert witness.
Later, another photo, taken by a different
source, also showed Simpson wearing the same
shoes at another NFL football game.
Friends and
family indicated that Nicole was quite
consistent in her claims that Simpson had been
stalking her. She claimed that everywhere she
went she noticed Simpson would be there,
watching her. She was afraid because Simpson had
already told her he would kill her if he ever
found her with another man.
Ross Cutlery
provided store receipts indicating that Simpson
had purchased a 12 inch stiletto knife six weeks
before the murders. A replica of the knife was
purchased by the police and provided an exact
match to the wounds on Nicole and Ronald
Goldman.
On Brown's sock,
there was found small traces of a preservative
used in crime labs called
EDTA. This was presented under the suspicion
that this was
forged evidence.
Sounds pretty guilty to me. His
defense reminds me of the movie Rising Sun with Wesley Snipes and
Sean Connery written by Michael Crichton. In that movie, all the
video evidence was forged. This movie was released and
probably written in the early 90's when video editing was really
taking off. In the movie, they completely forged the security videos
and added and removed people for the security camera footage. Some
of the ways they figured out it was fake was because some images
weren't removed well and left "ghosts" and shadows. Sounds like the
documentation of the moon landing.
If Wikipedia is right, Simpson was
saying things like pictures of him wearing Bruno Magli shoes at
football games were completed forged or doctored. What kind of
defense is that? If it were that easy then I'd be a bank robber. The
lawyers would say, we have pictures and videos of you robbing the
bank and I'd say, "Oh those? Those were forged. You forged them
because you're racist."
I'm also completely amazed that anyone
would think Isotoner gloves, that fit on your hands like a second
skin, would actually still fit if they were worn on top of latex
gloves. It does sound like there was some criminal genius on the
part of the glove defense. I find it fascinating that there was
speculation OJ stopped taking his arthritis medicine to perhaps
cause his joints and knuckles to inflame and swell adding to the
difficulty of the gloves fitting.
posted 05/13/2007
What's the Deal With Fat Trainers
Whether I'm 160 or 260 pounds, I would
not want a fat, personal trainer. I personally don't use a trainer
but I often see them working with people at the gym. If I were an
athlete like a boxer, basketball player, or football player, I
actually wouldn't care what my coach or trainer looks like. If I'm
using a trainer for the express purpose of having this person shape
my body, then I think they should be in great shape. So a fat boxing
coach is ok because there might have been a time where this person
was a great boxer but is now over the hill. I would be trying to
pick their brain on great strategies that they've learned over the
years. A person who trains someone to look good should remain good
looking and in shape. Who cares about the glory days of a trainer
who might have been svelte once but is now obese? To me, that just
means they were on a diet or a program that they couldn't maintain
themselves. Maybe they were on Atkins, lost 60 lbs, and was in great
shape for a year when they got the personal trainer job. Now, they
realize they love carbs too much, is eating both bacon and bread
again, and has gained that 60 lbs and then some. I don't care what
they were like in their glory Atkins days. It's hard to stay in
shape. Show me something long lasting that you can do for a long
time that works on yourself.
I was in the gym the other week and
there was this sort of out of shape, old guy training this other
dude. He was having him do some new age push ups on some balancing
balls. I just kept thinking to myself, why isn't this guy just
showing him a basic weight program that has worked for people since
the beginning of time? Why is he having him do some unproven routine
like push ups on balancing balls when it's obviously not working for
himself? The guy probably just read it in some magazine before he
got to work.
If I ever use a trainer, I want him to
be a beast.
posted 05/09/2007
What's the Deal With Classmates.com?
There was an episode of the Simpson's
recently where there was this fake internet add for a site like
classmates.com. The catch
phrase was, "Stalk your old classmates." I was excited when
classmates.com first came out. There wasn't much of an internet when
I was in high school and still barely an internet when I finished college
so people didn't really keep in touch like they do now. If you
wanted IMing capabilities, you had to pay a subscription to AOL.com.
For a while, they charged people by the minute and it could get very expensive.
There were stories were people were racking up hundreds of dollars
in charges. My old roommate loved to chat and used to pay for
the privilege to do so. He thought it was a complete godsend when AOL
moved from minute by minute charges to a flat fee. And now, AOL
gives away their service for free.
Now everyone's connected through the
internet. Even my mom knows it's easier to get me by email than by
the phone. I generally dislike talking on the phone for a long time. When I graduated high school, we didn't leave those
footprints behind. Phone numbers and mailing addresses were for
people's parent's home and that information, at least for me, was
stale the year I went to college because my parents moved to another
city. I remember getting an invitation to a wedding sent to my
parent's address that was forwarded to their new address. And
forwarding only lasts for like 2 months! It's not that I think people
were banging their heads on the wall trying to find me.
Classmates.com seemed like a brilliant
idea. Have everyone put in their high school information and let
everyone get connected that way. Classmates.com isn't free. It kind
of sucks for what you pay for. You have to pay a subscription fee to read a person's
profile or even to contact them. I did at first just because there
wasn't an alternative.
That subscription was worth it back then
because it helped me find out about my high school reunion (I might
blog more about that later.) I wasn't
sure how I would otherwise be reached since none of my old
forwarding information worked. Now that I've used the site and gone
to my reunion, I can't imagine paying a monthly fee for that damn
site. They still bombard me with email solicitations.
People's profiles on classmates isn't
very good at all either. They have this weird template of questions
like "what pet do you have." I prefer myspace.com to keep up with
classmates but it since it takes a lot more work, not everyone is on
it.
posted 05/08/2007
Addiction to Afrin
I used to have this addiction to Afrin.
My snout has has never been that great my whole life. I believe my
septum is only "slightly deviated" (as told to me by an allergist)
and my nose is pretty flat so I don't get a great air stream. I
tried breath right strips before but I don't think they do much plus
you can only wear them at night or you look like an idiot. There was
an old guy that used to work with me that wore them 24/7. He looked
like a damn fool.
There is nothing like not being to
breathe through your nose. I know there are worst things like a bad
cough or a sore throat, but not being able to breath through your
nose is really annoying. It's difficult to sleep, it's difficult to
talk, and sometimes it's difficult to hear. Just breathing is a
chore. For some reason, that mouth breath isn't nearly as
satisfying.
One day, I have a cold and of course my
nose gets stuffed up. I decided to go for a quick fix and use Afrin
just to get some release. It worked like a charm. Afrin has some
sort of steroid that works instantly as you snort it up. The whole
application is kind of gross. You jam the tip up your nose, squeeze,
and snort it really hard because you want to really get it in there.
The problem with Afrin, for me at least,
is the rebound. I've heard it's a common side effect. Even though
Afrin completely opens your nasal passages as soon as you use it,
when it wears off, your nose is closed off more than before you use
it. And then you also start developing a tolerance as the more you
use it, the less effective it becomes. On the Afrin box, it says for
temporary use only. But if that's the case, why do offer the product
in a huge, economy size?
I enjoyed breathing through my nose so
much that I continually used Afrin after I got over my cold. When I
wouldn't use it, it completely shut down my nose worse than any cold
did. Not a hint of air would go through there. I'd be miserable. So
I bought an economy size jumbo tube and kept it my pocket all the
time. I'd have it as much as I'd have my wallet and keys.
Sometimes when I would go out, I'd have
to excuse and go to the bathroom and get a good snort in. Just
watching a movie and not being able to breath was a nuisance. I
couldn't concentrate on anything except my closed nose holes and I
wouldn't want to sound all nasally to my friends or my date. It was
like a cocaine addiction without the glamour as I would go to the
stalls and get my fix. Almost every night, I'd wake up because I
couldn't breath and get a good snort in. So disgusting. I basically
needed a squirt every 4 hours.
After about 8 months or so of this
ridiculous addiction I went to the university doctor for some help.
She said she's seen this before and told me to buy some saline to
squirt up my nose and gave me some pills that did nothing. I
basically just had to stop using it cold turkey and for about two
weeks, it felt like I was underwater. Eventually, my nose passages
returned to normal. Kids, just say no to Afrin.
posted 05/07/2007
Rabbit's Feet and My Allowance
When I was a tween, I noticed some kids
always had money to buy whatever junk they wanted and I did not. I
believe my allowance was 2 dollars a week. Two bucks never went very
far and even when I saved enough to buy something, my dad thought
EVERYTHING was a waste of money. I remember having enough money to
buy these
M.U.S.C.L.E figurines (shown below) and my dad kept telling me
it was a silly purchase. I think he just thought they were cheap
looking and for babies since they're about 2 inches tall and pink. I
didn't care, my friends had them so I wanted them too. My dad
preferred to buy me much manlier toys like Transformers.
I could only afford to buy like 5 of
these suckers. My friends had whole barrels full of them and could
really work out an army. I guess their parents either just bought
them everything or gave them a lot of money.
My school used to sell a bunch of weird
crap as fundraisers. One of the weirdest things they sold were
rabbit's feet. This was before the days of PETA, the anti-fur
movement, and boycotting Kentucky Fried Chicken. They sold the feet
in three different sizes and a whole assortment of colors. To this
day, I don't know if they were real but they sure felt real. It had
toes, finger nails, and what felt like a real bone structure.
I could only afford to buy like one or
two small ones. I forget how much they cost. My friends of course
bought like 10 or more of the jumbo ones and linked them all
together to make ridiculously long necklaces or lassos.
It's hard to imagine in this day and age
selling rabbit's feet to elementary school kids. It's an oddly
barbaric concept. So someone, somewhere designated the rabbit as a
lucky animal. To have it's luck around you at all times, you chop of
the foot, dye it a color, and use it as a key chain.
posted 05/04/2007
Wireless Headphones
I sleep pretty late every night. I often
go to bed around 2 - 2:30 am every day of the week. My gf almost
always sleeps before me or wakes up before me. My living room is
right next to my bedroom so I can't turn the tv on very loud if
she's trying to sleep and vice versa. I often have the Sharp tv set
with a volume from around 9-12. You can't really hear that well on
that low of a volume. I usually can only hear just enough to hear
the sound of the actor's voices and then I read the subtitles to
fill in the rest. I hear even less if my noisy AC kicks in.
Just recently it dawned on me that their
are inventions out there to help this. I don't know why I haven't
thought of this earlier. Why don't I just get a pair of wireless
headphones?? Wireless headphones have been around for a long time
now so as soon as I got this idea, I logged on to Amazon.com and
ordered a pair.
I wanted to make sure I didn't get
anything too cheap because you get what you paid for so I settled on
a Sony one that cost about 70 bucks. Fantastically, it came in about
4 days after I ordered it. Once I figured out all the correct
settings (turn off vibration, surround, and the weird setting on the
back of the base) it was crystal clear and as loud as I would ever
need it. The other night I finally watched the Idol gives back
episode and Kelly Clarkson never sounded so good.
posted 05/02/2007
Bowling Blog #15 - Hillbillies Cool Off
Vance Refrigeration
The Hillbillies open up week #15 with
sole possession of 5th place. Their opponents this week would be the
number three team, Vance Refrigeration. The Hillbillies's handicap
was 269 and Vance's was 273 so they pretty much needed to beat them
straight up.
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posted 05/02/2007
Kentucky Fried Chicken Wangs
I used to eat a lot of chicken wings. I
still occasionally get some from time to time. Today, my friend and
I went to Hooters to dine on 10 wings a piece. I personally prefer
all drumsticks but there are people out there who like flappers only. Any place that specializes in wings can hook you up if you just
want one type.
I don't know if I'm a connoisseur of
wings, but I know what I like. I used to exclusively eat wings at
Hooters. As some of you may or may not know, Hooters is the only
place that I know of or have been to that has battered fried chicken
wings. I believe all chicken wings are deep fried but Hooters' wings
is like taking a bucket of chicken from Kentucky Fried Chicken and
dipping them in really greasy Buffalo sauce.
One single, non battered buffalo chicken
wing is around 110 calories. I'm sure the battered fried variety
goes up to 150-180. That just my guess. When my friends and I were
young and dumb we thought we really knew how to eat. The three of us
would go to Hooters and order 50 chicken wings with the 3 mile
island sauce (the hottest sauce they have which is surprisingly not
nearly as hot as other wings places.) The waitress would
always look at us crazy. We're not the biggest guys around. I don't know where we
got off thinking
the three of us can eat 50 wings. We never even got close to finishing.
You can't really take battered fried wings home either because that
batter gets really soggy quickly. You can take non battered
fried wings home and microwave them no problem.
I do have a friend who ate 50 chicken
wings by himself just to get his picture on the wall at a wing
place. It's not even close to their record but they'll squeeze your
Polaroid up there if you accomplish this.
Some people don't realize that you can
get the Hooter's wings "naked." That means non battered. I've been
going the naked route for a while now if I go to Hooters but now I
mostly get my wings at Plucker's (local Austin chain) if I have a
hankering. Sometimes I'll randomly try the wings at some bar. Most
bar wings have so much vinegar you can smell it from a mile away.
Today, for a nostalgic flair, I get the
wings battered fried. That was a mistake. I've already visited the
bathroom at work and will probably have to go later on. In
hindsight, I think I would prefer eating that bucket of Kentucky
Fried Chicken instead of the Hooters buffalo wings. I know the
colonel (man that's weird that word is spelled like that but
pronounced kernel) can be mean to his chickens but he makes a mean
tasting bird.
posted 05/01/2007
Drinking and Eating
Drinking must release some sort of
chemical in your brain that makes you really want to eat. I think
that's why there are so many late night drive through windows open.
If I go home after a night of drinking, I have my choice of going to
Jack in the Box, Wendy's, or McDonalds till at least 2 am. They are
all located on my street. But alas, I have sworn off eating from
fast foods on a regular basis so I head home thinking it'll be
healthier if I eat something from my crib.
Last night, after some drinking and ball
rolling at my bowling league, I come home famished. I ate a really
light lunch of just a 13 dollar sushi combo and then I eat some
Vietnamese food for dinner. The Vietnamese food was hearty. I get to
my apartment and proceed to make myself a turkey (sort of heavy on
the turkey) and Swiss (two slices) combo sandwich with wheat bread
and Miracle Whip (love the Whip hate the Hellmann's). For my sides,
I eat TWO snack packs of Cheese Nips and I wash this down with like
a quart of Crystal Lite. I could probably have eaten a Quarter
Pounder for the same caloric intake but the two packets of Cheese
Nips are still probably better than a super sized portion of fries
(I can't help but supersize.) I should probably replace the Nips
with rice cakes or something before they catch up with me.
I felt kind of guilty and sick after
drinking and eating all that fast food so fast so I started working
out. It was an ok workout but I was kind of queasy and sleepy the
whole time.